Tactful Tyrus

I found out the other day that the fictional last name I had been using for generalized caricatures of people is a real last name, my friend insisted that he knew someone with the name of “McGee”.

I responded that I knew his sister, Horseface McGee.

I found something that most people have in common is the enjoyment found in making of stupid people.

In that case, the No Child Left Behind act is a no-no. With it, there are fewer people to be made fun of in this world for not graduating high school and being stupid in general.

And that wish is that I could be Bea Arthur’s grandson.

san diego metropolitan transportation has introduced new buses to san diego. they have summoned the creations from the future.

they both frighten and fascinate me.

i will continue to watch as to insure nothing else arrives from the future.

i was riding along in the car with the good sir, JPW. we observed a woman on a job or run waiting a crosswalk. JPW commented on the pouch that the woman had, something along the lines that he enjoyed them. he then went on to speculate that it was possible that the woman had a child, and was working out to get rid of the baby fat. a valid endeavour if there ever was one. he insisted that he wanted no part of a woman who had “baggage.”

i, on the other hand, suggested that it was possible the woman gave up the child for adoption, she was certainly young enough for the scenario to be plausible. i listed the many characteristics that then made the woman appealing to myself. she was hard working, as evident by her working out to get rid of the excess weight from pregnancy. also, it was very likely that she now had a loose vagina due to the birthing process. i enjoy a loose vagina, it’s less work, and it doesn’t make it feel like my dick is suffocating as it does with, say, virgin vagina.